Okay guys, the 2006 winter guard season has officially started, so that means we need a new quote page! There's not too many to put on here right now, so if you think of any, TELL ME!

* "Make yourself really tall."- Alan
   "I'm allready tall enough....."- Jared

* "Wow, 4 1/2 minutes. I wonder if he'll actually listen to the whole thing."- Melissa

* "I'm not gonna drop you!"- Nicholas

* "Oh, this's just the beginning of the lifts. You just wait."- Alan

* "He's just like me.... only a guy."- Erin talking about her brother

* "Don't laugh if my hair's crooked!"- Katie

* "Who am I again....?"- Melanie

* "Wow, we can fit the whole guard at one table."- Caylee

* "Secret mission to find the janitors!!!!"- Emily and Jordan

* "Rock the baby."- Alan

* "Dude, there's a moose on Jared's shirt." - Erin
   "Moo moo...?" - Melissa

* "I saw him at Starbucks in Lansing!"- Jared

* "...and thank you Annalee for stepping in for Caylee and learning the whole show."- Brian

* "If you don't get a rifle solo, I'll eat my glove!" - Emily

* "Your hip is all bone, start eating more!!!!"- Jordan

* "I told her to be more kung-fu and she was like WHA-BAM!" - Erin

* "I'm taking your hug back!" - Chris Poe

* "Dude, help me pull the floor." - Emily
   "I'm helping you in spirit!" - Jordan

* "Dude, my ringtone is from Desperate Housewives!" - Jared

* "Move the cymbal, move the cymbal!!!!!" - Everyone

* "THE OTHER WAY!" - Nick screaming to Alyssa during a lift

* "Have you been helping her leave me these messages too?" - Chris Poe

* "Get a headset!" - Jared

* "You look like a turtle.... or a dead corpse!" - Alan

* "We made a new friend and his name is Pretty Pony." - Kasey and Emily

* "Caylee, I have your box of bobby pins.... you left them in Florida 4 years ago...." - Erica

* "HORSES!!!! It's a sign!!!!" - Everyone

* "We'll use the horse to scrape the ice" - Matt

* "IS THAT BERTHA?!?!?!" - Erin, Melissa, Caylee, and Katie

* "Dude, there's a DOG in my yard!!!!!" - Liz

* "My sabre got caught in the hair!" - Emily

* "You don't belong in a fish tank!" - Melissa

* "So if I took someone and squeezed them into this box...." - Ivan

* "Wait a minute, is that door locked?!?!" - Emily realizing we were locked out of the school

* "QUADRUPLE BYPASS!!!! They get volcano and key and we get QUADRUPLE BYPASS!!!!!" - Mike while playing Cranium

* "Jared, do you know what a speed limit is?!?!" - Emily

* "I want french fries...." - Jared

* "You know what they do to crippled horses, right?" - Mr. Ruddy

* "What....?" - one person
   "Exactly!" - everyone else

* "Brian, can we have a flashlight to use in our fort?" - Liz and Jared

* "So, Erin like fell down and broke her foot for 10 minutes and was riding around in the wheel chair running away from Emily...." - Nicholas

* "We'll be the starfish winterguard!" - Jared

* "I can't go through food poisoning and poisoning from her too!" - Liz

* "That's really not the best way to answer the door...." - Brian to Liz when she answered the door in a towel

* "She left her blinker on...." - Emily
   "She's probably doing it to be safe. I mean, you never know when someone's gonna cut you off on the highway entrace ramp!" - Emily's dad

* "Hyp-no-tix (pronounced like that)" - Melissa
   "You mean hypnotics....? (prononced correctly)" - Kasey

* "I can tell you the secret.... just open your eyes...." - Liz in a creepy voice
   "AAAAAHHHHHHH!" - Emily screaming as she pushes Liz off the bed

* "Hey look, it's that place!" - Melissa

* "Can we take our pants off now?" - Mike

* "I do have service..... it just blends into the background." - Kasey

* " $1.75?!?! That's retarded! I hate Ohio!" - Emily and Kasey

* "I NEED A SPOON!" - Liz

* "It's a movie..." - Kasey
   "It's a boooook!!!" - Melissa (we were watching Serendipity)

* "Everything was fine and dandy, then the gate broke." - Mike

* "It's the boobs.... I was in drumline, it's expected!" - Kasey

* "Why do you think I'm not worried about giving Liz and Jared a flashlight to use in their fort?" - Brian

* "Buuuuuuuuutchie....." - Melissa

* "We're gonna go to The Fig.... it's the sweet night club in my basement." - Liz

* "Hey, are you a negro?" - Melissa's dad (he said new girl, but we heard negro)

* "Stop it, I have to perform today!!!"- Everyone at Liz's house

* "I hope you know what you're marrying into.... A FORT WRECKER!!" - Liz

* "Where the heck do you buy slurpees in this town?!" - Whitney

* "If you guys came over here and shanghaid my clothes, we're gonna have some words. And I'm gonna steal your damn dog." - Erin's threatening voicemail

THE GREATEST CONVERSATION EVER
"Hey girls, Erin's not here right now..." - Mama D (Erin's mom)
"That's okay, we just came buy to bring her this perfect leaf and steal her clothes" - Emily and Liz
"Okay, c'mon in!" - Mama D
"SWEET!" - Emily, Liz, and Jared
"Okay, here's some of her pants, they're right up here. Now do you guys need any tops?" - Mama D

* "SCANDELOUS!" - Jared during Third Edition's show

* "We go to California. We go to California to see our mother creator. And her goat. I like-a the goat. I like-a the goat milk, I like-a the goat cheese, I like-a the way the goat feel on my bum, I like-a the goat bologna. I like-a the goat. Do you like-a the goat? I like-a the goat muy muy." - Melanie

* "Those look like the pants from last fall." - Erin and Melanie
"No, they bought them at Rue 21... I was there." - Jared